Grady-isms

Two days ago, my mom had to put her dog, Diva, to sleep.

Kevin told him that Grandma's dog was sick and died, but that she went to live with Jesus in Heaven.

Grandma came over the next day and Grady said:

"Grandma, is Diva living in your heart?"

"No, Grady, Diva is with Jesus."

"I know. Jesus lives in your heart. Is Diva there too?"

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My friend, Laura (whom Grady uses her full name, Laura Wolford, whenever addressing her) came to visit a couple of days ago.

Grady: "Laura Wolford, what kind of car do you drive?"

Laura: "I drive a Saturn. What kind of car do you drive?"

Grady (without hesitation): "A taxi."

Laura: "Oh. What kind of taxi?"

Grady (again, without hesitation): "An alien taxi."